1. emoij:





    Starfish feeding on a dead whale.

    i’ve never been scared of starfish until this moment

    look at that creepy, tall, dancing one

    look at him

    ‘yes, my darlingssssss
    ‘feed to your hearts content’

    ‘feast on what is rightfully ours’

    ‘feast, thrive— soon, we will conquer all‘ 

    you have some unresolved issues

    You’re all wrong this is a star fish dance party

    (Source: nervation, via luminous-spaghetti)


  3. sophiealdred:


    lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.

    disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made

    (Source: mayadevilou, via boom-boom-get-in-my-room)

  7. maraudinq:

    I thought this was going to be funny but it got really sad really fast

    (Source: babylandbrat, via sassysista123)

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    (via vxpo)


  10. Anonymous said: What is your ultimate fantasy?


    Financial stability.


  11. "I’m not sure why people dislike receiving drunk texts. you’re the only person they’re thinking of when their brain can’t function properly"
    —  unknown (via idareyoutosumi)

    (Source: handcrafted-in-germany, via idareyoutosumi)

  12. basemant:

    if I don’t get this cake when I turn 23 then there will be no turning 23

    (Source: faith-theslayer, via berrybigbooty)

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  15. strictlyteen:

    Rest in Peace Robin Williams